#clownfish anon

[raion-to-hirune]

I'm screaming out loud at the top of my lungs tonight,

That's how I fake the fear of losing you

Black out and break the mirror,

I won't breathe until you just tell me

"Everything will be okay"

All I remember you were always by my side,

Again, again, again screaming out your name-

-clownfish (im on a roll today. Have some song lyrics that fit your vibe ever so slightly)

(Outcry, Amleth's Lament, MementoMori AFK RPG)

I have no idea what this means.

Turn off the music.

[bara-to-heart]

Clownfish here :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

((i was being a troll and referencing a character from Memento Mori lollll. Priscilla's first skill is called Holy Torch))

dw i found the lance stuck in the ground. It was in a half-buried altar or sum and was surrounded by stone tablets i couldnt read, but i assume it had to do with royalty or something because there's this coat of arms on the hilt

kinda like King Arthur and Excalibur, yknow? :D

-clownfish anon

Interesting...

And I do hope you left it there. You never know who it belongs to. Or perhaps tell Crowley-sensei... Maybe it has some important history.

[fallen-kingdoms-crk]

GUYYYYYS-- CLOWNFISH ANON IS AT IT AGAINNNNN--

SO- SO GOOSE ANON? UNTITLED GOOSE ANON.

UNTITLED GOOSE ANON, YOU HAVE A PLUSH NOW.

They're both so cool looking, I love it :D

((Also- taking a small break from asks to get the other beasts/ancients designs solidified! Cause choosing time draws near, gang. Be sure to be thinking about it!))

[negativepeanuthoarder]

eepy clownfish sap being gently held 🥹

he falls asleep on ppl a lot and then they have to keep holding him bc he’s SO small and none of them can put him back in his anemone without getting stung. Waking him up is also not an option bc look at him he’s so cute :((

[befuddled-calico-whump]

alexei as an orca mer and uriah as a great white mer bwahahaha >:D

Uriah's not cool enough to be a great white lolol

[12thperigeeball]

A very rich fuchsia clown ancestor in-law has the exact same vibe as my friend's brother's spouse's uncle thing

New Gossip Mag headlines, because this is TOTALLY not a money laundering scheme, right?

[canisbeasts-ooc]

Hello! Here is the ooc blog for the homestuck oc shenanigans! We're a system so different folks may run different accounts! Feel free to call anyone Canis!

Main: delliaisle <- follows from

Mod Intros here (the folks who run this account!) [WIP, will link when ready]

Important note: We might not always be the most caught up with stuff, as we have quite the busy time outside of grumblr! Our characters are open to shipping, death threats, insults, and such, just no Nsfw outside of jokes please. This is a minor and also just a bit uncomfy with that realm of stuff with our critters. If ever unsure, just ask! DM's, Anons, and Asks are always open!

Oc list and tag list v

Alternian Trolls

Lykoii Onkoii - @animalianconstancy

Styrss Loamar - @arietinetransience

Beforan Trolls

Sphinx Flinks - @theroidalacrity

Respit Loamar - @cholericcadaver

Andras Biyten - no blog

Calrie Xearzi - @crystallinecherisher

Continuan Trolls

Crypto Current - @consciouscurrency

Pyrami Scheme - no blog

Dollar Centss - no blog

???

Calbhach - @unchartedundertaking

Common tags:

Reblogs - #Rebarks

Original posts - #Arf posting

Our Art - #Doggy doodles

Other's Art - #lovely art :]!!

Asks: #Ask Arfs!

Anons: #Anon Arfs!

Mod Tags:

#Mod Dog barks - Mod Dog (They/Xey/It/Fluff/Fuzz/Baa)

#Mod Chrysocyon - Mod Chrysocyon (He/It)

#Mod Sheep - Mod Sheep (She/Any)

#Mod Crow - Mod Crow (He/Him)

#Mod Lynx - Mod Lynx (It/They/Blend)

#Mod Aardwolf - Mod Aardwolf (He/It/They, considering any)

#Mod Lamprey - Mod Lamprey (~ She/Her)

#Something Barks - Either not sure/do not care who it is/I’m bald/other infinitely nuanced answer (They/It)

We will update this with new accounts and info as needed! Have a lovely day!

[keiyaku-tako]

I have a lighted splint

and a small barrel of hydrogen

the devil on my shoulder says to drop the splint into the barrel and run

the angel says blow out the splint

...

nvm floyd's comin this way i think he can handle a little explosion

-clownfish anon

...Please do not do that, it is not safe.

And what if poor Floyd got hurt? You would have to take over his shift at the Mostro Lounge. And you would not receive any pay as we would have to use his salary to take care of him.

So again, I would advise you to not drop the splint into the barrel.

[doku-no-bi]

Somewhere out in the world, it's waiting for you, it's the one true thing you've lost

But to find it again you will face all your fears,

keep following those stars

There's battles up ahead, they're waiting for you, you will be knocked down

but keep on charging through

Even as my love turns into endless pain

and the battle wounds turn into deep scars

I know I won't have regrets

Rushing into the eye of the storm,

I've become that warrior

never give up :D

-Tarzan anon/Clownfish

(My Treasure, Fenrir's Lament, MementoMori AFK RPG)

Thank you for this. I will make sure that I do not give up.

[daybr43ks-lam8]

icarus someone stole your plushies.

D: !! is that where they went?. . .

[eoieopda]

That jimin drabble truly tugged my heart strings you convey slow emotional changes so beautifully

awww thank you 🥹 so glad you liked it

[bara-to-heart]

clownfish here :DDDDDDDDD

clownfish found a lance

also like quick question: would you prefer a magic tome that's really a storybook but enchanted with some 'Holy Torch' nonsense or a green sword

-clownfish anon

Where in the world did you find a lance? Surely you didn't steal one... You know what would happen if you did, don't you?

And I suppose the magic tome...? I am not sure, though. What do you mean by "Holy Torch?"

[fallen-kingdoms-crk]

GUYSSSSS

guys guys guys guys guys---

you know Clownfish Anon??? right???? WELL-

they wanted to make their lil guy into a plushie and asked if I could draw them a thingie to use as a base for the colors n what not-

this^^^^^

and they've been sending me progress shots the entire time and it was so cool to see a drawing I made be turned into a plushie and ajknglag-- here's some of the finished pictures they sent me!!!

I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH HOW COOL THIS ENTIRE THING WASSSSS- RAHHHHH THIS IS AWESOME!!

[achieve-the-sun]

i LOVE the mermaid buggy design dkjfnyjhzeskaj2h i'm eating your art /pos

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! Mermaid Buggy had me weak at the knees.. When i saw fans drawing him as a clown fish i just couldn't resist!! Here are two Clownfish!Buggys for you🫶 (30 years do change a person a lot huh?)

[negativepeanuthoarder]

how little is clownfish sapnap. please. JUST HOW LITTLE IS THE EEPY LITTLE GUY?

he is. so small. pocket sized. naps in his anemone whenever he wants. can be easily carried around in the hands of bigger mers

[yandere-writer-momo]

Monster F-er Anon with a request!

Megalodon!Pickle with Clownfish Mermid!Darling Headcannons!

You can make this as spicy as you want 🌶🌶🌶

Poor little clownfish would be dead 😭😭😭 dead!

For some background, the ‘tank’ is just open ocean that is sectioned off by a netted divider so nothing can get in or out. There’s an underwater conservatory full of humans below but the glass is one sided so Pickle can’t see the humans and attack them.

They’re human proportions but Pickle is obviously abnormally large

Yandere Baki Head Canons

Merman Pickle (Megalodon) x Clownfish Mermaid reader

Merman Pickle

Now you weren’t supposed to be in his tank. That was an accident on the researcher’s part. You screamed when you saw the massive merman in the tank who made a beeline towards you

Thank goodness the bottom of the tank had a large coral reef with plenty of anemone or you were sure you’d be eaten. The megalodon whining when the pink anemone stung his hand. The giant merman cradling his hand in pain

You peak your head out from the anemone in curiosity. The merman hunched over in the sand as he held his hand. He looked so sad…

You hesitantly reach your hand out of the anemone and rub his back. The merman whipping his head around to look at you. His gold eyes widening in realization that you’re like him. A smile now on his face as his large body towers over yours

And so starts your forced friendship with the merman known as Pickle. He would lay in front of your anemon all day to try to catch a glimpse of you. Sometimes he would swim over it

You rarely came out unless it was to grab some food. Pickle’s eyes would shine when he notices how fond you are of crustaceans. He’ll start bringing you them as well as some clams and algae. His face lighting up when you accept his gift.

Pickle destroys any of the human’s machines that try to come get you. He won’t let them anywhere near you. He doesn’t understand they’re trying to take you out of there because you were never supposed to be in there in the first place

The humans begin to study Pickle’s behavior more and they notice his gift giving becoming more frequent. He must see you, the clownfish, as a mate. They weren’t quite sure how to help you. There was no way you two were compatible…

Pickle rejected every other tank mate before you (he ate them). You were simply lucky (or in this case, unlucky)

You were originally going to be put in a tank with a potential mate (Lionfish Baki) but instead had somehow ended up in Pickle’s enclosure. The merman was so attached to you and he was so desperate for your approval

That’s when the shiny shell gifts began. Pickle began to bring you so many pretty shells and you were still terrified of him… he would whine whenever you ignore his gifts

It was when you swam out of the anemone and accepted his gift (a pink conch) that he scooped you up in his hands. Your screams not deterring him from hugging you and pressing his lips to your cheek

You’re then forced to cuddle with the shark merman. His large body and vice hold making escape impossible so you had to suck it up

Pickle dotes on you endlessly. He’s actually really sweet even though he can’t speak or sing. Pickle was able to pick up sign language to communicate with you.

Pickle enjoys your songs. He likes listening to your voice… he just wished you wanted to swim with him more. He hated that you would spend time in the anemone where he couldn’t reach you

Pickle is incredibly clingy. He cries and wails loudly when he can’t be with you. He’s such a baby… a baby that tears apart anything that tries to separate you two (save for the anemone but their days are numbered)